This was my old business card design. mad wack.
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New business card design...
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Nike "Atari" Blazers

Just got in the Nike "Atari" Blazers.

These Blazers are based on the Atari CX2600. The sneaker features a rubber bottom with wood texture and a black wood texture at the toe. The Swoosh is metallic silver and there is red stitching across the side of the sneaker. The inside of the shoe has an image of Atari's Pong with the score at 7 to 2. It's safe to assume that the 7 to 2 score inside of the shoe represents the year Pong was released which was 1972.

I got all sizes. Email me if you want info on how to buy this. tejan.arora@gmail.com

I used my Blackberry for the pictures so the colors are not accurate.


PS3 Sucks

PS3 Sucks, originally uploaded by tejanarora.

This was taken at the Gamestop near my house. This proves that the PS3 sucks.


Fold your shirt in 2 seconds!

It's AMAZING!! This site [http://fold-your-shirt.com/] shows you how to fold your T-shirt in 2 seconds! Imagine how much time you can save! It usually takes me 10 seconds to fold a shirt, I can save a whole 8 seconds [not being sarcastic in anyway]. It even folds perfectly. When I fold it, its usually tilted one way or another. I have been trying to practice this technique but I still havn't been able to do it right, I will get it one day though, one day...



junk e-mail

Do you ever get so bored that you go through your junk e-mail to find something entertaining? Well I do. here's a funny and maybe serious junk mail that was sent to me by some russian man(i guess posing as a woman) trying to get me to goto his porn site cause it seems very fake.

Subject: Hello from russia..
Hello have a good day,
I am not sure where to begin,it is first time I try to use internet to meet the man but the thing is,that I will work abroad I can choice USA,Canada or Europe and I would like to meet the man to share free evenings and be my guide. My friends helped me to send a few letters to different address and I do hope that I am lucky to meet good and kind man.you should know that now I live in Russia and my goal is to leave this country because it is impossible to live here for young pretty woman.they tell I look well enough,I am blonde with blue eyes,I am natural blonde.I will send a few photos if you reply. if you don't have wife nor girlfriend ,maybe we could try to meet? I am free I have not children .and I have not boyfriend here. I am 25 years old ,please write to me directly to my mail- fruy1@pochta.ru See you soon ,with great hope.

or maybe it's real... hmmm. What if she is coming here, I don't want her to get stuck with some rapist, or some PIMP who would take advantage of her hotness. But why would she e-mail me out of everyone? WHY ME...?

[If the only thing you read is junk mail, this is how things would seem]
The internet always makes it seem that half the people in the world's population are hot pornstars that are looking for guys like me to look at them, take them out and ultimately pay them. It also make it seem that I have potancy issues because they keep offer me drugs to increase to my potential. And I don't need them hinting to me that I am fat by offering me diet pills. The internet is a horrible friend :( How come it never sends me nice e-mails that dont push drugs or prostitutes? Maybe the internet is a PIMP/Drug Dealer. Maybe it isn't my friend at all. And if you think about it, you pay for this PIMP/Drug Dealer monthly to keep this stuff coming to you.

I hope you all have realized something today: if the internet was a person, he would be on the corner of 89th street pushing hoes and crack on you like you were some horny desperate savage, and would say anything no matter how horrible it would make you feel, and you would be a sucka pay him for it too... You would pay him regularly to provide you with these things. We all should be ashamed of ourselves.



my space is gay

I havn't posted in almost a year. To all the anxious fans, you need not worry for Humza's next interview is in production. But for now i got something to keep you entertained for the next 2 min of your life.

Have you ever been on myspace.com? [by accident? hopefully] Well, if you have, you should check out this site: [http://www.myspaceisgay.com/]. The site explains the science behind profile photos through example, which were taken from myspace.com. This could actually compliment friendster and facebook

Extremely funny site! Mad props to this guy.




I didn't know he would come out to me!!

Kavbandera: talk to me
Kavbandera: some girl said i was cute
Kavbandera: i feel weird now
tejanarora: haha
tejanarora: tru
Kavbandera: i need a man in my life
tejanarora: tru tru
Kavbandera: and that man is you


Elections[advertising scam] -a very Jason-esque post

I’ll tell you straight up; voting is a bunch of bull shit especially in NY. Your vote does not count, unless you live in a state like Florida. Living in New York and voting is a waste of time and money. You know New York is going to be democratic. Voting is exactly what the government wants you to do. The reason of this is for money.

Of course all of you have watched at least one debate, news report, and/or comedy feature about the elections, along comes with it is commercials. It’s all about the bling… holla at your boy; this election period is a field day for advertisers and TV channels. You can even call this a second super bowl for advertisers. It is also conveniently a month before Christmas shopping season, and people always want the newest toy clothing accessory they see on TV. They are making billions of dollars by brainwashing you during your information session on the television.

The Vote-or-Die campaigns are campaigns to promote watching advertisements. They are promoting you to get to know your presidential choices, and while you are doing that you can also see what choice shampoo you have so that you can buy that after you vote. I bet you don't think that the vote-or-die campaigners are also in on it? Why else would P Diddy waste his time if the event did not involve any money or self promotion, [you know he gots to pay his bills for his b squared [bling bling]] and Escalades that he has to show off on the next episode of MTV cribs). He is going for what Plato [Glaucon] would call the third (worst) type of good, which is the good only seeking consequence. You do not promote voting for the sake of voting, you would promote for the consequence of being a symbol for the young voting generation of America, and in this case he is trying to be a self proclaimed idol to these kids.

“YO P DIDDY IS THE SHEEZY, IM GONNA VOTE CUZ HES MY DOG, HE FEELS ME AIGHT”- Random kid. Later on, that random kid will buy his clothing and next CD all in one shot. The more they look up to him, the more of his shit they will buy… no diggity. Do you see anyone else giving a shit about this without making such a big advertisement about it? No…

Yes voting is a “right” you get, but that don’t mean that you have to take it so seriously. Would you jump off a bridge of your choice if the government gave you the “right” to? Sure you have the “right” to vote, but is it really right? The only reason the government wants you to vote is so that you can blame your selves for the bad presidency, even though it’s all set up and they already know who is going to win. People are losing friendships and partnerships because of the different views they have in politics. I think the republic we live in is giving us false rights and that it don’t even matter what you vote for, there is so much more to this process that makes your vote not count. Yes people vote for the experience, but who cares, especially if you reside in NY. Try to convince Florida or Ohio, they are borderline states.

To save time, if you know someone who is voting the opposite of you, don’t waste your time by both of you staying home. You are only going to cancel yourselves out.

I don’t want to vote for bush, but I also don’t know why I should vote for Kerry. Yes people yell at me for being undecided, but do they know what they are voting for? Yes I do get a hell of a lot of complaints on Bush’s side but they have no definite reason they want Kerry. The reason a lot of people are voting for Kerry is because they do not want bush anymore. That is not a reason to vote for Kerry… that is reason NOT to vote for Bush. I am democratic by heart, but when I become rich and my income is above a certain amount, I might transfer to the other side. There is a SLIGHT chance that I will be participating in this election, I hope you all understand and I hope none of you care and have enjoyed reading my bullshit article I wrote early in the AM. This is truly a bull shit article so don’t complain; but let me know what you think though.

[Elections is spyware installed in your TV]


My life on crutches

Imagine not being able to travel as much as you do, imagine just sitting at home most of the day doing nothing but waiting for your friends to come over and hang out. Imagine not being able to go out by your self and always having to rely on people to do get you what you need. Imagine being a parasite on many people. It sucks, but you learn a lot.

Many people break their leg/knee/ankle/shins, and are forced to use crutches. Sure crutches sound cool because you have another two legs to kick more ass at the same time and to maneuver around, but you have to understand that the person’s life changes. I have been on crutches for almost 4 months and my life had definitely changed. It all started at the NYU’s Relay For Life [walk for cancer]. I was just about in hour in to the walk and I was taking a break in the middle of the gym where people have set up camps and I was just sitting on the floor. Right when I get up :: SNAP!! :: there goes my knee. It sounds mad stupid how I broke my knee, but if anyone stood up the way I did they would break it too. Everything turned red and I could not hear anything, all I remember was that I was losing my balance and my friend Neville caught me before I fell. It was hurting like a mother. [lets skip the visit to the hospital and bullshit]

After that whole deal, I found out I had to get surgery and stuff, I was like cool I can start walking soon, but that was not the case. After the surgery my doctor said that I have to keep my leg straight for one whole month and then after that physical therapy for 2 months. School was mad hard to attend with a broken leg. It was hard walking to classes on crutches. I, still to this date, [half way through summer] have not taken two of my finals. People certainly treat me differently because I am “handicapped”. I hate asking people to do stuff for me, but there is not that much I can do just by my self. I cannot drive, I cannot carry any food to my room, it is difficult to walk up stairs, and I cannot go too far a distance. It is extremely hard living the life on crutches, but you definitely find out a lot about people that you know and about the people, you do not know. There is no reason to complain about my family, they help me when I need. Most of the people that I know are good in heart and are supportive, but I did get to know the other side of people that I did not want to know. I know people more than they think I know them [I think]. I know I have matured after this whole broken knee situation and that there are still some people who need to mature. It is sad how some people change for the worst in front of your eyes. One minute you think they are your best friend, but when they realize that they cannot get anything out of it, and that you are useless they become less friendly. I think its total bullshit and I hate it. [I hope you understand what I mean.] I have made friends with the people who were always friends with me. Either I have changed or my friends have not changed.

To conclude this, all I have to say is that life on crutches sucks because I cannot drive. This thing is not all that I have to say but I will just end it at that, I do not want to bore you people any more.